On the treadmill
- Me: runnin like a fuckin pro athlete
- Me: so ready for this 10k
- Me: come. at. me. motherfuckers.
- Me: sweatin like a pig, lookin like a fox
- Me: ahhhh yeeeeee
- Me: better stop. Cant injure my beastly bod
- Machine: ran .5 miles in 15 minutes
- Me: what
Source: runlikeshit







